Funny Birthday Wishes

Funny Birthday Wishes|Funny Birthday Greetings

Birthday is definitely a entertaining and joyous occasion. It’s a day when everybody begins to realize that someone is growing up. Haha! Having fun on this occasion makes it a fabulous and memorable day for everyone. In fact, more for the person whose birthday it will be.

So speaking up about entertainment, it will be great to be funny. For example, if you’ll wish a Happy Birthday with funny words included. Sure the laughter won’t stop.

So here we have collected plenty of Latest Funny Birthday Wishes in 2016. Scroll down and just begin the fun on this beautiful and joyous occasion. Best wishes!

Funny Birthday Greetings

1: ) Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!

2: ) Some people make the world more beautiful just because they are part of it. Happy Birthday!

3: ) I would wish you, “May all your dreams come true,” but I am afraid that, if they do come true, I will have nothing to wish you next year.Also Happy Birthday To you.

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4: ) You look different. Did you lose some weight? Did you change your hairstyle? Did you get a haircut? There is something different about you. Oh, I know. You are one year older!

5: ) Last week, the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang, ‘Happy Birthday!’

6: ) In the hallway? In  the  bathroom? On  the kitchen table? In  front of the chimney? At 40, it is truly remarkable to remember when you left your car keys. Happy Birthday!

7: ) On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.

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8: ) The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can.

9: ) Like good wine, you get better with the years.

10: ) Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake.

11:  ) It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.

12 :  ) No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. Happy birthday.

13 :  ) So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.

14 :  ) I haven’t brought any cake for you. Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more. Happy Birthday.

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15 :  ) Can you sniff all of these candles or should I call the fire department?

16 : ) Another year, another new place that aches.

17 : ) Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

18: ) It’s okay to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.

19 :  ) May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.

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20  : ) Is it getting hotter in here, or is it just all the candles on your cake?

21 : ) I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.

22: ) It’s nice to be young, healthy and full of energy. Do you remember what that used to feel like?

23: ) It is older, but not better! Happy Birthday!

24: ) Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!

25: ) Did you really think that I forgot about a day as special as your birthday? I wholeheartedly send this birthday message and I assure you of my everlasting friendship!

26: ) One more year added now, so it’s better to remain over the ground rather than remaining under that. Wishing you a happy birthday.

27: ) For your birthday, I have been thinking of something grandiose, superb, and impressing. But anyway, I do not cost anything to think, right?

28: ) You realize you are getting older when the candles on your cake are more expensive than the cake itself.

29: ) So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth.

30: ) What a great presence! What a remarkable intelligence! What charm, and what beautiful eyes! But, enough about me. Happy Birthday!

 

31: ) Enjoy every moment, smile, be happy and remember one thing: today is the most special day of the year, so live it to the fullest!

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32: ) Celebrate, or simply take the time for yourself. It is your day, so make the most of it in any way you like. Happy Birthday!

33: ) Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.

34: ) May today be the happiest day of your life, and may tomorrow be even happier than today!

35: ) In the bathroom? In the toilet? On your desk? On the fireplace? At 40, it is still a great achievement to remember where the car keys are! All the best!

36: ) Napoleon must have been in command since you were separated from your mother.

37: ) Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!

38: ) It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!

39: ) I wish you that every year the number of the candles decreases, while the number of the parties, cakes and Happy Birthday wishes grows!

40: ) People may wish you many things. I only wish you two: never and always. To never be sad, and to always be happy. Happy Birthday

41: ) I have been looking everywhere for a decent gift, but I found nothing suitable for someone as special as you, so accept a good thought and my best wishes, accompanied by a sincere “Happy Birthday!”

42: ) I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.

43: ) Better to be over the hill than buried under it.

44: ) People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.

45: ) 1066, 1492, 1776, and…your birthday? The good news is that they aren’t teaching the date of your birth in history classes yet. The bad news is that means I don’t have the date memorized. Happy belated birthday!

46: ) On your birthday, a few wise words: smile while you still have teeth. Happy Birthday!

47: ) See how many candles on your cake. You’ll have to blow them out only by sniffing. Ha ha!

48: ) You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.

49: ) Just imagine the things you’d want to hear on your birthday and assume I said them. Happy Birthday!

50: ) At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!

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