Best Wishes And Quotes 2016

Today we have compiled a list of  Best Wishes And Quotes 2016. It is the unique latest collection of best wishes in 2016. You can send these wishes to anyone in your circle who needs it. These best wishes aren’t just wishes but they have best quotes and sayings inside as well. These are really encouraging and motivational best wishes that you can send to everyone. Scroll down to choose the perfect one to send it to someone who right now really needs your best wishes. You can send these wishes through Facebook, Twitter and WhatsApp, or even through SMS to anyone. Best of luck! 🙂

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Lovely Wishes And Quotes

 

1: ) I always take life with a grain of salt, …plus a slice of lemon, …and a shot of tequila.

 

2: ) A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.

 

3: ) No matter how far you are from them. You can always be in touch to have good words on their special day.

 

4: ) If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.

 

5: ) Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.

 

6: ) Never doubt on yourself. You’re always the best. Just continue to be like that. Happy Birthday.

 

7: ) We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

 

8: ) I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, “I’m going to mop the floor with your face.” I said, “You’ll be sorry.” He said, “Oh, yeah? Why?” I said, “Well, you won’t be able to get into the corners very well.”

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9: ) Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

 

10: ) It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.

 

11: ) Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

 

12: ) Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

 

13: ) Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

 

14: ) He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

 

15: ) I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

 

16: ) It is the day when you were born and the world got such a expensive and most needed gift from God. Thinking of you!

 

17: ) If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

 

18: ) God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

 

19: ) 39. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says “If an emergency, notify:” I put “DOCTOR”. What’s my mother going to do?

 

20: ) Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

 

21: ) A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.

 

22: ) Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

 

23: ) May your birthday be filled with many happy hours and your life with many happy birthdays. Wishing you a day that is as special in every way as you are.

 

24: ) If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?

 

25: ) A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

 

26: ) If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

 

27: ) I should’ve known it wasn’t going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I’m a Libra and she’s a bitch.

 

28: ) I discovered I scream the same way whether I’m about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

 

29: ) The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.

 

30: ) Wishing you courage, respect, wits, success and lots of love on this magical day in which we’re celebrating your birth.

 

31: ) Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

 

32: ) How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

 

33: ) Living your life well matters so forget about your age.

 

34: ) Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

 

35: ) If sex is a pain in the ass, then you’re doing it wrong…

 

36: ) May all the day of the year, you continue smiling like today. May everyday brings positive energy and good news.

 

37: ) Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

 

38: ) To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

 

39: ) Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

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40: ) Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

 

41: ) Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

 

42: ) Finally, I got a chance to give you a big hug!

 

43: ) Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

 

44: ) The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!

 

45: ) I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

 

46: ) The way you feel toward life exaggerates the joys and woes in life. Live at fullest.

 

47: ) Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

 

48: ) My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

 

49: ) A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

 

50: ) Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

 

51: ) Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.

 

 

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