Here are some Wednesday wishes and greetings that will surely fuel you to continue aspiring to achieve all the things that you want in life. The day is typically associated with a loss of energy, creativity, and impulse, even though it just means the weekend is a little two days away. Make it funny and active day by sharing our Wednesday Wishes and Quotes. Below you will find our collection of Inspirational, Wise, and Humorous old Wednesday Quotes, Wednesday Sayings, and Wednesday Proverbs collected over the years from a variety of sources. You can find out here what you want.
Wednesday Greetings And Quotes
1 ) I’m not into ‘Let’s go out with one guy on a Monday and another guy on a Wednesday’ – that’s just not me. I’m a relationship kind of girl. I like a twosome. Some people get excited about being single. I don’t.
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2 ) Don’t you hate the way the sun goes down just when you need it the most?
3 ) Wednesday – That day in the middle of the week that wishes it were Friday but is thankful it’s not Monday.
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4 ) I’ve got to stop believing everything I think.
5 ) Bi-polar Wednesday – that day where you fluctuate between, “WooHoo, the week is half over” and “Oh crap, the week is only half over.”
Wednesday Morning Wishes|Wednesday Morning Greetings
6 ) Tuesday, That vicious little day that hides between the obscenity of Monday and the taunting hopes of Wednesday.
7 ) In 50 years or so there will be a genre known as “classic techno”.
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8 ) I often wonder how many last minute decisions have prevented me from dying.
9 ) If you believe in reincarnation then your tombstone should say “b.r.b” instead of “r.i.p”.
10 ) Holy weekdays Batman – it’s Wednesday !
Funny Wednesday Quotes / Best Morning Quotes:
11 ) I never thought I’d be making a living off of acting – it’s still kind of a shock for my family and friends to see my face on TV every Wednesday night.
12 ) Have a beautiful, loving, breathtaking, passionate Wednesday my genuine friends and family!! Love you!
- 13 ) Today is “Wondrous” Wednesday, a celebration of miracles. Take today to be thankful for the miracles in your life! Have a great day!
- 14 ) What’s the best gym to pretend I go to?
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15 ) I think vestigially there’s a synesthete in me, but not like a real one who immediately knows what colour Wednesday is.
16 ) Anyway, if you have your own statuses, that you might to share. We welcome you to share with us on comment box.
17 ) I hate Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays, Thursdays and half of Friday.
18 ) Today is “Wondrous” Wednesday..a celebration of miracles. Take today to be thankful for the miracles in your life! Have a great day!
19 ) You know you’re invisible when the automatic faucet rejects you.
20 ) It’s Hump Day today! However, I haven’t been humped nor done any humping! I think I’m getting ripped off. Where’s the complaint dept?
Quotes About Wednesday/Quotes For Wednesday Morning
21 ) If i stand on my tippy toes i can see the weekend from here! OMG YAY!I can not wait…oh its Wednesday…
22 ) I’m from the Friend Zone originally, but now I live in the Bae Area.
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23 ) If you don’t need it, pack it anyway you might need it.
24 ) When it comes to helping you, some people stop at nothing.
25 ) Well, I get my subject on Wednesday night; I think it out carefully on Thursday, and make my rough sketch; on Friday morning I begin, and stick to it all day, with my nose well down on the block.
Wednesday Night Wishes|Wednesday Night Greetings
26 ) Tuesday down, Wednesday on deck, Thursday to load the bases and Friday to clean up!
27 ) For the first time, there is about to be a generation of parents who are better than their kids at video games.
- 28 ) If a Burger King married a Dairy Queen, they would probably live in a White Castle.
- 29 ) Sometimes I think life is one big test and I’m in the wrong classroom.
30 ) I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old age – which is due to start next Tuesday or Wednesday.
Wednesday Night Quotes And Sayings
31 ) Don’t believe everything you hear or anything you say.
32 ) I love mankind. But, sometimes, I can’t stand people.
33 ) To those of you proclaiming today as “hump day”, please keep your extra curricular activities to yourselves! We’re not all so lucky
34 ) Wednesday is God’s way of giving us hope. We survived the beginning of the week, and can hope to make it to the end.
35 ) The proper way to use a stress ball is to throw it at the last person to piss you off.
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36 ) Good morning, may all your ups and downs on this day be between the sheets. Happy hump day ! “;o}”
37 ) Never take a boat ride in shark-infested waters with a stranger who calls you Chum.
38 ) Today is brought to you by the letter W- W is for Wednesday. That day in the middle of the week that wishes it was Friday but is thankful that it is not Monday.
39 ) We should start keeping giraffes a secret from young children. Imagine discovering giraffes exist when you were like 15. “Woah! Check out that long necked horse!”
40 ) I haven’t been ignoring you. I’ve been prioritizing you.
Happy Wednesday Wishes And Quotes
41 ) The possibility exists that someone murdered another person, was never caught or even suspected and right this moment is reading this post while wondering if it’s referring to them.
42 ) It’s Wednesday – Is your week half empty or half full?
43 ) It’s hump day. Anything standing still for more than three seconds is considered fair game.
44 ) We are halfway there!!! Where you say??? Halfway to Friday!!! Yeeeesssss!!
45 ) Hello Wednesday! So nice to see you again! We’re halfway there!
46 ) I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday and 4% Friday.
Happy Wednesday Greetings/Best Wednesday Sayings
47 ) The name ‘hump day’ is disappointingly misleading. It’s already past lunchtime & I haven’t been humped once!
48 ) You are my sunshine my only sunshine You make me happy when it is Wednesday! Oh here comes Thursday you know I love you But please don’t take my Friday away!
49 ) Life is mostly preparation followed by cancellation.
50 ) I always feel like I just passed my “Best If Used By” date.
51 ) Has anyone noticed that when you know it’s Hump Day, there is always a little extra wiggle in your walk? Is it an invitation?