Funny Minion Wishes And Quotes 2016

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Best Minion Wishes And Greetings:

  • 1 ) I am not really your friend until I start insulting you on a daily basis.
  • 2 ) Alright who pushed the fast forward button on my weekend?
  • 3 ) First person to complain it’s too hot this summer gets punched.
  • 4 ) Facebook has a confirm and ignore friend requests buttons. I think it needs a Who the hell are you? button!
  • 5 ) Yes, I Dance in my car. Yes, I see you starting at me. No, I don’t care.

Dependent Minion Wishes And Quotes For All Time:

6 ) At Night I can’t sleep. In the Morning I can’t wake up.

7 ) Talking to your best friend Is sometimes all the therapy you need.

8 ) Have you ever just looked at someone and automatically felt annoyed.

9 ) I wish to donate Fat like yiyu can donate blood.

10 ) Instad Of Cleaning House i just watch an episode of hoarders and think wow my house looks great.!!

Best Birthday Wishes For Minions 2016

11 ) I make time for people who make time for me.

12 ) Don’t be afraid of a few extra pounds. Fat people are harder to kidnap..

13 ) Of course I talk to my self.Sometimes I need expert advice.

14 ) I don’t care If you’re black,white,short,tall,skinny,rich or poor. If you Respect me I’ll respect you.

15 ) We are best friends. Always remember that if you fall, I will pick you up. After I finish laughing.

Funny Minion Quotes 2016

  • 16 ) A good mood is like a ballon.One little prick is all it takes to ruin It.!
  • 17 ) Cal me boring but I don’t need to go out partying on a Saturday night to have fun. Staying home and watching movies is just fine with me!
  • 18 ) Sometimes the person who tries to keep everyone happy is the most lonely person.
  • 19 ) You know how you can smack something to get it to work? I wish I could do that with people.
  • 20 ) “Did you just fall?” Noo.I attacked the floor.

Cute Minion Quotes And Sayings :

21 ) I’m going to retire and live off my savings. What I’ll do the second day, I have no idea.

22 ) Men are always whining about how we are suffocating them. Personally I think if you can hear them whining you’re not pressing hard enough on the pillow.!

23 ) I am sweet,loveable,kind,shy and Innocent..Oh,for heavens sake,stop laughing.!

24 ) My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.

25 ) You can’t always control who walks into your life. but you can control which window you throw them out of.

26 ) Most women are afraid of clowns but still end up dating one!

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