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So today is your Mother Birthday how special this day for her you guys can’t imagine. Having a Mother is like you have a heaven on earth. You’re a very blessed person you have a mother. Here are a Wishes and Prayer for your Mother who is going to turn in the 60th-year-old. We have furnished a list 60th Birthday Wishes For Mom Funny. On this day you have a benefit to show your love for your Mother and tell her how much you love her. Make your Mother Birthday Special and Memorable it’s a great time to express your feelings for your mother. It does not matter she is old she is still your mother and she is a blessing for you. Here are a wishes in all categories for Mother like Respectable, Loving, and much more. Hope you find the best one according to your mode.

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1: It’s not that 60-year-old people are lazy: by 60, they’re masters at efficiency.

2: Just think, you’ll be 70 in just 10 short years.

3: Enjoy your last decade of driving faster than your age. When you get in your 70’s, 60 mph will be way to fast. Your top speed and age are the same in your 60’s.

4: Wishing you the most amazing of special days for your 60th birthday.

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5: Happy birthday! Turning 60 is not the end of the world — who knows, it could be the beginning of something new, something you’ve always wanted to do, something magical!

6: Don’t bother taking life too seriously from now on. At your age, no one will take you seriously anyways. Happy birthday.

7: Congratulations for entering your sixties. There’s no running away from being called OLD now. Happy birthday.

8: Happy birthday! Heck, you’re not 60 years old — you’re 60 years of vintage goodness, all rolled up in one amazing person.

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9: Life isn’t meant, to be filled with worries. It’s supposed to be soaked, with awesome memories. Let go and move on, set yourself free. It’s never too late, to change your destiny. Happy birthday.

10: Now that you’re 60, you’re going to have to stop acting like a 20-year-old. Your midlife crisis just graduated.

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  • 11: Your secret is safe with me. Congratulations on your 60th… I mean 40th birthday.
  • 12: Everyone goes through grief in their own way. You have lost your 50s, and I hope you are able to move toward acceptance before you hit your 70s.
  • 13: Congratulations! In only 40 years you’ll be a century old.

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  • 14: When you were a teen, you experienced teenage crisis. When you were forty, you experienced midlife crisis. Now that you are sixty, be prepared to experience all types of crises. Happy birthday
  • 15: Six long decades of life haven’t slowed you down even a bit. You are happy, healthy and tremendously fit. Hope you continue living life in the same way, is what we wish as you celebrate your birthday.
  • 16: Don’t think of 60 as ten years older than 50. Think of it as only 1 year older than 59.

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17: Just a few more years until senior citizen discounts will pay for half of all your expenses.

18: Don’t worry, you’ll only feel one year older next year when you turn 61.

19: Too bad we can’t get people cake and celebrate their lives at times other than their birthdays. Then people could really enjoy the celebration without feeling really old. Oh well, happy 60th birthday.

20: Happy birthday! Who says you’re only fab at 50? You’re fabulously fabulous at 60.

21: Congratulations, you are now old enough you can use your back or your demented mind as an excuse to get out of just about anything you don’t want to have to do. Happy 60th birthday!

22: Becoming a senior citizen isn’t about what you can no longer do. There’s cool new stuff you can do now that young people can’t, such as driving very slowly, paying less at Denny’s, and collecting social security.

23: When you turn 60, you really have a good view of all ages. You’re not far from the finish line, and you can laugh at all the people who think 40 or 50 is old.

24: Unfortunately, your birthday cake was deemed unsafe by the fire marshall. There’s a 59 candle limit.

25: Congratulations on turning 60. Now you can wear anything you want, and no one will care.

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26: You have lived for six decades. Can we finally expect you to be wise and mature? Happy birthday.

27: Promise me one thing. Please, whatever you do, don’t look up the average life expectancy now that you have turned 60.

28: At 60 years old your experience becomes as valuable as your natural talent. Happy birthday to an experienced and talented person! (Sincere 60th Birthday Message)

29: It’s all uphill from 60.

30: Just think, this is your 60th birthday cake. Keep having birthdays so I can keep having cake every year on this day.

31: You are too old for a big night out but still too young to quietly celebrate with just tea and cookies. Welcome to your sixties – an utterly confusing period of your life. Happy birthday.

32: I think you’re going to come to find out that your 60’s will be as energetic and active as your 20’s… It’s just that you’ll have people in their 20’s doing most of your work for you.

33: Happy birthday! 60 is an amazing age. You’re more amazing now than you ever were before.

34: Good thing people don’t age as fast as some other things like dogs, cars, or computers. I’m glad you are a human instead of a dog, because otherwise you’d be dead by now.

35: The years can show on your face, but in your mind they have no place. You may have turned sixty, but your soul thinks that it is still thirty. Physically age may start playing its part, but you will always be young at heart. Happy birthday.