Funny Birthday Wishes

Funny Birthday Wishes And Quotes

A birthday is surely a joyous occasion for everyone who is going to celebrate it, but mainly the person who is behind it seems happy for growing up. So if it is a birthday of someone in your circle than you gotta make him/her happy. How about some fun on this occasion to make the person laugh whose birthday is it? We have compiled a list of 30+ Funny Birthday Wishes 2016.

Scroll down and pick the one funny birthday wish for the person whose day is it and make them laugh at first place. In fact, make it a memorable one for them by writing a funny wish on a birthday card and give it to him/her. Have fun!

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Birthday Wishes For Friends|Birthday Quotes For Friend

1: You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.

2: Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.

3: Another year older, but unfortunately none wiser.

4: Age is a high price to pay for maturity.

  • 5: Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.
  • 6: Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.

7: So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.

  • 8: Celebration time: Happy birthday, you old bag!
  • 9: Better to be over the hill than buried under it.

10: I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.

Birthday Wishes And Birthday Messages

 

11: Another year, another new place that aches.

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12: Actually, I wanted to get you something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.

13: If I have to tie you up and swing a light over your head until you talk, I will. Eventually, you’ll spill the location of that Fountain of Youth you’ve found!

14: It’s your birthday, and I must say, you certainly take the cake! And the ice cream. And all the rest of the snacks. Slow down and save some for the rest of us!

  • 15: You’re older. You’re wiser. You’re sophisticated. You’re far too mature to be concerned with material things like presents.
  • 16: May my friend on this special day be able to set all the jealous people on fire and use the flame to burn the candles and blow them off with a happy smile, a very happy and amazing day to you.
  • 17: Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.

18: Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

19: So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth.

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20: One more year added now, so it’s better to remain over the ground rather than remaining under that. Wishing you a happy birthday.

 

  • 21: Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life said Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
  • 22: People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.

23: Come on, don’t be like this. You have survived this year. Although you’re older, trust me it’s better than the alternative.

24: At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday!

25: Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one day get as old as you are.

26: Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!

27: Congratulations on your birthday! Remember: Today, no sex! Because you need all your energy to blow out the candles!

28: An old fart is as good as a new one….

29: On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship… and all that stuff that doesn’t cost anything.

30: I made you a birthday cake to celebrate, but I couldn’t light the candles. It turns out the fire department requires a permit for bonfires.

31: (written in real small text). You’re not old until you can’t read this writing any more.

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